Common Last Words

I'm OK
Oh Shit!
It works fine!
Don't do that!
What does this button do?
Oops
Yes The dam safty lock is on. Now let me clean my gun in peace! (Bang)
Would you taste this to see if its gone bad?
Did you say cut the blue wire or the red?
Look at the pretty colors.
Get that gun out of my face.
You were right.
I told you so!
What do you mean by You don't have the antidote!
Your taking you with me you bastard!
If you don't hear from me, you're going to hell.
Maybe I should have written a will.
I never liked you.
The money is in the ....(croak)

Famous Last Words Of Notable People.

"I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man." ~~ Ernesto "Che" Guevara, d. October 9, 1967 Facing his assassin, Mario Teran, a Bolivian soldier.

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." ~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864 Killed in battle during US Civil War.

"I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record..." ~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900

"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel." ~~ George Appel, d. 1928 Executed in electric chair in New York.

"I'm bored with it all." ~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965 Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.

"How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?" ~~ P. T. Barnum, entrepreneur, d. 1891

"Friends applaud, the comedy is finished." ~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827