Hong Kong Subtitles

These are actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong

- I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
- Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep
- Gun wounds again !  Fall down stupid white person.
- Same old rules: no eyes, no groin, no kissing.
- A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries
- Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken wings!
- Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants
- Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
- Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
- You always use violence. 
- I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- You daring lousy guy with bad breath.
- Beat him out of recognizable shape!
- I have been scared shitless too much lately.
- I got knife scars more than the number of your leg hair!
- Beware!  Your bones are going to be disconnected
- The bullets inside are very hot.  Why do you feel so cold?
- How can you use my intestines as a gift?
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of scum.  
- I am sure you will not mind that I remove your man parts and leave them out on the dessert for your aunts to eat.
- Yah-hah, evil spider woman!  I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
- Greetings, large black person.  Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of   the giant lizard person.
- Our tong is bigger than your tong!
- No karate kicks be allowed on Shabbos.